Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Maureen's (Bad) Memory

This morning Maureen Dowd pretends to write about Paul Newman (RIP), but uses him as a foil:

>>At a moment when America feels angry and betrayed, when our leaders have forfeited our trust and jeopardized our future, we lost an American icon who stood for traits that have been in short supply in the Bush administration: shrewdness, humility, decency, generosity, class.<<

Uh, say.... Mo??!!

**Bush’s** administration?

Have you forgotten all of the 1990s?

shrewdness – Hillary Health Care?

humility, -- Oh such humble people, condemning the decade of greed – NOT the 90s (Howell Raines, OMB director, call your office at Fannie Mae, where you raped and pillaged for tens of millions, James Johnson -- ditto!!)

decency -- Gennifer Flowers? Juanitta Brodderick? Bill and "decency" are, well, not acquainted.

generosity -- they deducted donating their USED UNDERWEAR from their taxes !!!!

class. ....

class .....

Class? Hey Monica, how do you spell it?

There is not enough room in my barn and pastures for this fertilizer.

2 comments:

Turfkiller said...

Maureen's (Bad) Memory
1. Comparing apples to Republican manure we are!

**Bush’s** administration?

Have you forgotten all of the 1990s?
shrewdness – Hillary Health Care?
1. Communion should be withheld from all Catholics who work or by their inaction deny health care for others.
2. Hillary was right on one point, millions would end up with none and fewer would be paying more for what benefits they haave. BINGO!
3. John McCain has for his entire adult life been a beneficiary of Government run health care.

humility, -- Oh such humble people, condemning the decade of greed – NOT the 90s (Howell Raines, OMB director, call your office at Fannie Mae, where you raped and pillaged for tens of millions, James Johnson -- ditto!!)
1. Tax breaks for the very wealthy.
2. “Bring em’ on!” said Bush.
3. Enron! 1.8 Trillion for Phantom Assets! War for Oil!
4. Keating 5 is one you forgot.

decency -- Gennifer Flowers? Juanitta Brodderick? Bill and "decency" are, well, not acquainted.
1. Gennifer Flowers is equal to the Iraq war? Did you forget the false case for War?
2. Memogate: The Senate Computer Theft
3. Doctor Detroit: The DOJ's Bungled Terrorism Case
4. Dark Matter: The Energy Task Force
5. The Indian Gaming Scandal
6. Halliburton's No-Bid Bonanza
7. Halliburton's Vanishing Iraq Money
8. Money Order: Afghanistan's Missing $700 Million Turns Up in Iraq
9. The Medicare Bribe Scandal
10. Tom DeLay's PAC Problems
11. The Medicare Money Scandal
12. Pundits on the Payroll: The Armstrong Williams Case
13. Duck! Antonin Scalia's Legal Conflicts
14. AWOL George W. Bush did not fulfill his National Guard duty
15. Niger Forgeries: Whodunit?
16. The Plame Scandal
17. Abu Ghraib
18. Guantánamo Bay Torture?
Just a very few of the “can’t do anything right Republicans”.

generosity -- they deducted donating their USED UNDERWEAR from their taxes !!!!
1. Middle class Americans now earn less now than before the Generous republicans took control. We may have to deduct used underwear before this downturn is over.
2. Republicans have been very generous with the lies, half truths and swift boating.
3. Why has "compassionate conservatism" turned out to be so much the opposite of compassionate?
class. ....

class .....

Class? Hey Monica, how do you spell it?
1. L A R R Y C R A I G
2. Seriously, how do you compare Monica to dying for Bush's mistakes?

Chris said...

Turfkiller apparently overdosed on the Roundup clone.

Once her secret task force was exposed and declared illegal (full disclosure: I worked for one of the parties that won the federal lawsuit in Judge Royce Lamberth's court), she couldn't get one vote for it in either house of the DEMOCRAT congress (Summer 1994).

et cetera, et cetera.

And if Turfkiller thinks I am a member of the "Earl Landgrebe Brigade" for Bush, he hasn't done his homework. (Landgrebe was the Rep from Indiana 2 who famously said, "Don't confuse me with the facts).

Turfkiller, Bush has ruined the GOP, the Pro-life, pro-family cause, and the conservative movement. Not to mention the USA and its standing in the world (although Bill Clinton certainly helped).

You don't have to attack W by defending Hillary! There are more than enough facts to go around.

Mo Dowd was being a little one-sided, so I leveled the playing field -- **without** having to pander to BushLove.

Hey, how did Hillary get that eight million? Who got those pardons? Did they really steal the silverware? Did she ever call Juanita Brodderick and apologize for her husband?

You get the drift.